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Challengers

  • YEAR: 2024
  • DIRECTOR: Luca Guadagnino
  • KEY ACTORS: Zendaya, Josh O’Connor, Mike Faist
  • CERTIFICATE: 15
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.3
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 88%

SEX SCORE: 4/5
✔️ It is the greatest film of 2024 so far. Of course it’s rewatchable!!
✔️ Do I want to fuck the cast? YES! Absolutely, definitely. Of course!!
✔️ I have wanted to fuck tennis players for a long, long time but this certainly added to those fantasies!
✔️ And while a lot of this film is about the destructive power of sex, I do think it’s sex positive as nothing is judged, none of the sex feels wrong; perhaps dangerous and misguided, but not wrong!
❌ But it doesn’t pass the Bechdel test. There are barely any named female characters and, while Tashi does speak to her named daughter, Lily doesn’t really talk back…

As always, this contains spoilers so watch the film before you read on…

STREAMING: Such is its success that this is still in a few cinemas (last I checked!)! Otherwise, streaming as video-on-demand on Amazon, Apple, Sky and YouTube (buy from £13.99) For a full list of streaming options, check out JustWatch.com

Quick apology for the unscheduled summer holiday! But it’s accidentally worked out pretty well because I released Wimbledon during that tournament and this latest review of another tennis movie is being released during the US Open so lets pretend I planned it this way!

I wrote about Wimbledon in my last review at the beginning of the summer largely because I really, really wanted to write about Challengers. I felt that I ought to write about Wimbledon first as it’s one of my favourite movies and it’s been on my list to write about since the beginning of this blog because I love its sweetness and its warmth…which are not words you would use to describe Challengers! That movie is a RIDE. And it may have supplanted Wimbledon as my go-to tennis movie. Because who really needs sweetness when you can have a dirty fuck?!

Challengers is my favourite type of love triangle movie – one where each side of the triangle wants to fuck the other! This isn’t a two-guys-fighting-for-one girl film; this is a film about three people who have dated and married and fucked (or at least want to fuck), and there are sparks flying all over the place! It tells the story of three junior tennis players – Patrick (O’Connor) and Art (Faist) who are doubles partners and Tashi (Zendaya) who is the next big thing in women’s tennis! All three of them have an…encounter when playing juniors at the US Open, ending in a hot and horny three-way-kiss. Declaring that she will date whichever of them wins the juniors championship, Tashi creates a riff between Patrick and Art as she pits them against each other, and ends up dating Patrick. Sadly, she suffers a career ending injury immediately after they argue and Patrick wasn’t there for her; Art was. So she marries him instead! With Tashi as his coach, Art has been pushed to massive career success but is now stalling and keen to retire. Tashi tries to motivate him with a few match wins and enters him into a challengers tournament – one usually reserved for much lower ranked players. Good plan…except he meets Patrick in the final. And it is fucking electric!!

An image from Challengers showing Zendaya sitting on the bed with O'Connor and Faist kissing her neck

Before I talk specifically about Challengers, I want to make a couple of comparisons to Wimbledon as it highlights both why this film is great and why that film suffers in comparison. Because Challengers understands tennis. I really enjoyed the reviews from some of my favourite tennis journalists who all agreed that the tennis play itself was more artistic than accurate, but that the movie absolutely understood the tour. It knows tennis players and their weird habits – such as hanging out at the Applebee’s after the Cincinnati Open.  It understands how isolated players can be on the court but how interconnected their lives have to be on the tour. How personal relationships can spread into the court, for good and bad. And it understood the stakes involved for tennis players, and the gap between those at the top and those at the bottom.  Unless you’re in the top 100, professional tennis is an absolute grind of constant travel to win the prize money necessary to fund that travel and entry fees. The Tennis Podcast ran a great episode in April 2020 where they interviewed Liam Brody, then ranked 211 in the world, about how the tournament cancellations necessary during the pandemic may have meant that he couldn’t afford to start playing again. Without the prize money, he couldn’t afford a coach, a physio, a wider support team, equipment; he couldn’t afford entry fees and plane tickets and hotels… It’s an expensive sport that only rewards success.

And I liked that Challengers emphasised that success, in tennis and perhaps in general, isn’t always related to talent. When playing juniors, Patrick is the better player. It’s why Tashi likes him, and why he won the junior championship! He has more natural talent than Art, but he doesn’t develop it. He doesn’t progress. It’s highlighted (with a sledgehammer) in his strange serve technique – an amusing quirk before he became a professional and now a habit that should have been smoothed out by a high powered coach. In contrast, Art has worked hard. He has battled and learned and become a huge success, even though he perhaps didn’t have the same natural talent!

A sweaty Josh O'Connor smashing his racket against the ground

So it means that the stakes in their challengers level final are very different. Patrick needs to win because he needs the prize money for food and board – by this point, he’s essentially a sex worker on the side as he’s using Tinder dates to find accommodation each night. (Quick aside – am I the only one who gets annoyed by rich people living in poverty because they don’t want to ask Daddy for help? Patrick is clearly from a wealthy family but doesn’t want to ask for help so is living in his car. His reasons for this aren’t nearly explored enough and so it’s just annoying!)  It’s also a tournament for players of Patrick’s ranking – he needs the points to increase his ranking so that he can qualify for other tournaments to earn more money to get into better tournaments etc etc. Whereas Art can qualify for any tournament he wants; he’s here for an easy win against players who aren’t nearly as good as him to boost his confidence. He needs to win because it would be hugely humiliating for a multiple Grand Slam champion to lose a challenger tournament. He doesn’t need the money; he doesn’t need the points. He needs the win!

All of this tennis accuracy and intrigue made the film amazing, but what made it great, what made it a film that I want to watch again and again, and what Wimbledon didn’t understand, is that Challengers knows that tennis is sexy. In fact, in this movie, tennis is sex! For such a hot, erotic movie, there really aren’t many sex scenes. That tension is released on the court instead. And I LOVE it!

An image from Challengers of a close up of O'Connor as he plays

You can probably tell that I am a huge fan of the sport generally so perhaps I’m biased, but I really do think that tennis players have the hottest bodies in sport. I started writing this before the Olympics but I saw nothing that changed my mind! Rugby players might have better thighs, swimmers might have better arms, cyclists might have better calves…but tennis players have it all and exactly the right balance of muscle and tone. They look incredible. All of them! Sadly, this balance isn’t allowed to work as beautifully for the women players – they all look absolutely stunning but too often have had to sacrifice strength to reduce their muscle mass, rather than be criticised and ridiculed for being too muscular, as Serena Williams always was. Goddamn the patriarchy!

I also think that tennis is the hardest and cruellest sport around – the length of the matches, the physical stamina involved, the periods of explosive energy interspersed with extraordinary precision, and the scoring system that means you can win after losing almost all the points and yet losing one wrong point can ruin everything. Federer recently spoke about how he only won 54% of the points in his matches and yet won over 80% of those matches. It’s a brilliant and fascinating sport, and it relies so heavily on the strength and weaknesses of your opposition, on the person playing with you on the other side of the net.

And Challengers gets it – Tashi even describes tennis as a relationship: ‘For about fifteen seconds there, we were actually playing tennis. And we understood each other completely. So did everyone watching. It’s like we were in love. Or like we didn’t exist. We went somewhere really beautiful together.’ The connection between them is about more than sport. The Queer Movie Podcast described this as Tashi’s kink but I disagree. It’s an intrinsic part of tennis. Of course it’s sex!

A sweaty Faist reaching for a ball

And it’s hot – literally and figuratively. There is just so much sweat! The players are dripping in it, literally glistening with exertion. They’re panting and dripping and wiping their eyes and using their bodies, and having sex with their clothes on.

Other than that teenage three-way kiss, the tennis really is the only sex on screen. (Unless you count some suggesting churros eating, which I absolutely am!) And that kiss is barely on screen for long as the point of the scene is to watch Tashi enjoying watching them. The zoom into her face, and her satisfied smile as she watches what she has created, is so joyful. She’s in control, she’s winning!

But other than that, no one really wins in Challengers.  Not in their relationships – Tashi and Art’s marriage is essentially over, and Patrick isn’t exactly lining up to be a replacement – and not in tennis. The film finishes with an orgasmic shout of ‘come on!’ but no indication of who actually won the point. But winning isn’t the point – it’s the competition, the desire to be challenged and to meet their match that is the attraction: ‘These competitors only feel alive when they’re bound together by the mutual intimacy of being edged to the break points of their desire.’ 

An image from Challengers of Zendaya looking over her sunglasses

I think that’s why I loved this film so much. It keeps drawing us deeper and deeper into their messy lives, while teasing and tempting us with a resolution and release that never comes. It’s sex, but it’s kinky sex. It’s dark and drawn out sex with no guarantee of satisfaction but a promise that keeps us coming back for more! ‘It’s like a tennis movie, but it’s not really about tennis,’ Zendaya told IndieWire. ‘Tennis is really just the outlet these characters use to express their chaos.

Who knows what will happen next, and I don’t really care. Watching that final rally, as Art and Patrick pushed themselves harder and harder, closer and closer, grunting and panting and sweating and building the tension higher and higher, I too became breathless and tense. I too felt caught up in their drama, and I loved it!

Could this movie actually be porn? For me, it definitely definitely is!

An image from Challengers of Patrick and Art looking at each other

NEXT TIME… Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Witness

  • YEAR: 1985
  • DIRECTOR: Peter Weir
  • KEY ACTORS: Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis
  • CERTIFICATE: 15
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.4
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 93%

SEX SCORE: 3.5/5

❌ I’ve made a decision to fail all movies where I have to think about the fine details of the Bechdel Test to determine if it has passed. This is such a low bar that unless it’s a clear pass, it’s going to fail. So this fails the Bechdel Test. There are only two named female characters who have only one verbal exchange. It isn’t explicitly about a man but it does mention a man and, damn, it is not good enough!
✔️ But it is definitely rewatchable! Intense, entertaining and surprisingly excellent.
✔️ And yes, I would fuck the cast. Absolutely. Definitely. Yes.
❓The fantasies question is difficult. Because the fantasies that it did inspire are so vague – letting someone watch you, desiring something you can’t have – that I’m not sure they can really be credited to this movie. Half a point!
✔️And this is definitely sex positive. Consensual, beautiful and hot!

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Lolita

YEAR: 1962
DIRECTOR: Stanley Kubrick
KEY ACTORS: Sue Lyons, James Mason, Peter Sellers
CERTIFICATE: 15
IMDB SCORE: 7.6
ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 93%

SEX SCORE: 1/5
✔️Lolita does pass the Bechdel Test.
❌ But that may be the last mark this movie gets in my sex score!! It certainly didn’t inspire fantasies – the sexual premise is not supposed to be attractive!
❌ And I don’t want to fuck the cast for similar reasons. Lolita is too young and Humbert is too distasteful!
❌ While this film doesn’t overtly judge the character’s sexual choices, instead leading the audience to make that judgement themselves, it is not sex positive. In its simplest form, it is about a non-consensual sexual relationship.
❌ It’s a good film; better than I expected. But it’s not rewatchable. It made me too uncomfortable to want to watch again.

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Dracula

YEAR: 1992
DIRECTOR: Francis Ford Coppola
KEY ACTORS: Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves, Anthony Hopkins, Sadie Frost
CERTIFICATE: 18
IMDB SCORE: 7.4
ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 73%

SEX SCORE: 1/5
✔️ This passes the Bechdel Test as Lucy and Mina talk about other topics than men…but really not often!
❌ But it’s not rewatchable. It’s too ridiculous and I don’t get it.
❌ I don’t want to fuck the cast – I love Keanu Reeves but his accent is too terrible and Gary Oldman, well, just no.
❌ And it’s not sex positive. In fact, its incredibly sex negative, particularly regarding women. Independent women with a free sexual spirit are punished – and deserve it!
❌ There’s also nothing to fantasise about. The idea of a man who has waited across time for you may be an old fashioned romantic ideal, but it felt really non-consensual here and unwanted.

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Death Proof

YEAR: 2007
DIRECTOR: Quentin Tarantino
KEY ACTORS: Kurt Russell, Zoe Bell, Rosario Dawson, Vanessa Ferlito, Rose McGowan
CERTIFICATE: 18
IMDB SCORE: 7.0
ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 65%

SEX SCORE: 2/5
✔️ Easily passes the Bechdel test – it’s a Tarantino script so there is a lot of talking about, well, everything and there are eight key female characters so it definitely passes.
❌ I’m going to say not rewatchable – I bought it when it came out but the DVD was deep in the cellar so I clearly didn’t watch it that often!
I don’t want to fuck the cast – they’re hot but no. They’re not real enough!
❌ And no, not sex positive. The women may chat easily and freely about sex and appear to enjoy full and consensual sex lives…but they’re either brutally murdered or have to kill to avoid brutal murder. It doesn’t take much psychoanalysis to see a problem here!
✔️ BUT, this film did inspire sexual fantasies. Unexpectedly so. It’s the lap dance scene. It’s just so hot!

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Eyes Wide Shut

YEAR: 1999
DIRECTOR: Stanley Kubrick
KEY ACTORS: Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman
CERTIFICATE: 18
IMDB SCORE: 7.4
ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 75%

SEX SCORE: 3/5
✔️Definitely want to fuck the cast – this film came out at my peak Tom Cruise loving age (I was 14) so although I didn’t see it for a few years, I still want to fuck 1999 Tom Cruise for nostalgic reasons if nothing else. And I don’t want Nicole Kidman as much as I want her in Moulin Rouge but she’s still looking ridiculously hot!
✔️ It does pass the Bechdel test (Alice talks to a named babysitter, Ros, about their daughter) but I am getting a little disheartened at how many films barely scrape over this low bar.
✔️ Whether or not it was the point of the film, this is where my curiosity about sex parties started so yes, it certainly inspired fantasies!
Not really rewatchable – it’s SO long and complicated that it’s not a film I’d rush out to see again.
I don’t think this film is sex positive – it’s a cautionary tale about jealousy and excess where sex is a punishment and a temptation, not a delight. Also, it uses the f-word, and I don’t mean fuck, so no…

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The Thomas Crown Affair

YEAR: 1999
DIRECTOR: John McTiernan
KEY ACTORS: Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo
CERTIFICATE: 15
IMDB SCORE: 6.8/10
ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 70%

SEX SCORE: 4/5
✔️ Fuckable cast – Brosnan is at his hottest and Russo is literally on fire
✔️ Sex positive themes – borderline case as Denis Leary’s sex negative ‘And you don’t care what that makes you?’ cop isn’t shouted down as much as I’d like, but they relish sex and pleasure so much that it has to pass
✔️ Definitely a source of fantasy material – I even wanted to fuck on marble stairs because of this film
✔️ Endlessly rewatchable
Fails the Bechdel test – the only two named female characters don’t say a word to each other, despite sharing scenes. Shame.

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