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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

  • YEAR: 1961
  • DIRECTOR: Blake Edwards
  • KEY ACTORS: Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard
  • CERTIFICATE: PG
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.6
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 88%

SEX SCORE: 1.5/5
❓I can only give this a half for rewatchability. It is rewatchable…but significant parts of it are so racist that it is very uncomfortable watching!
❌ While the 1960s styling is fabulous, I didn’t want to fuck the cast
❌ And it didn’t inspire fantasies. Hepburn is so transcendently beautiful that I can’t even really inspire to be that beautiful!
✔️ The sex positive question is tough, as usual. I’m going to say it is sex positive because of how the main characters date and live free and independent lives at a time when this wasn’t common, but it’s not perfect…
❌ And it does not pass the Bechdel test.  Not many female characters who don’t often have names and, those that do, only talk about men…

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When I was growing up, my mother used to tell me the plot of movies that I wasn’t yet old enough to see surprisingly often. As I write that, I realise how weird it is – especially when she spoiled the ending of Psycho, although I’d argue that the film is creepier when you know – but it did mean that I had an understanding of many classic movies before I ever saw them. And Breakfast at Tiffany’s is one of those films. My mother loved Audrey Hepburn and thought that she was one of the most beautiful people who have ever lived, and she used Hepburn’s filmography as proof of how wonderfully versatile she is – she can play everything from a naïve princess in Roman Holiday to a party girl in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

A black and white image of Hepburn, looking impossibly glamorous as Holly Golightly, smoking a cigarette in a long holder

Now, I would argue that Hepburn essentially plays the same character in each movie – a naïve but beautiful waif who is charming and wins over all the men around her as they fall over themselves to help her.  She is a sheltered princess in Roman Holiday, she is similarly elegant in My Fair Lady when she’s ‘smartened up,’ and she may be all grown up in Sabrina but is still innocent to the ways of men and relationships, and her innocence and, dare I use the word again, naivety are her main character traits in Charade and How to Steal a Million, as she works with criminals and con artists. Maybe I’ve just not watched enough Hepburn movies, particularly from her later career, but then again, she only made five movies after 1967 so maybe there wasn’t much more to see…

But I don’t want this to take away from her status as a true Hollywood icon, perhaps even the greatest.  It was this thread of beauty and elegance that followed her through all of her movies that made her a Movie Star rather than just an actor; a presence in the movie that gives more than just the sounds and images.  Just as we now go to see a Tom Cruise movie with certain expectations, we see an Audrey Hepburn movie expecting to see that same grace and charm that we saw last time, in a subtly different framing device perhaps, but with the same joy and fun as she delivers whenever she’s on screen.

Audrey Hepburn is a fascinating woman – and one whose off screen story is probably more interesting than her on-screen persona.  Born in Belgium and moving to the Netherlands during World War Two, she supported the Dutch Resistance against Nazi Germany by donating funds from ballet performances and delivering messages, because who would suspect a child? She has also claimed that her famous slender physique was due to becoming so malnourished when living in the Netherlands during the war.  And, after her stellar career that began with 1954’s Roman Holiday – winning a Best Actress Oscar for her first starring role – through to the mid-1960s, she stepped back from fame to focus on her family, later turning her attention instead to charity work and became a Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF in 1988: ‘I can testify to what UNICEF means to children, because I was among those who received food and medical relief after World War II. I have a long-lasting gratitude and trust for what UNICEF does.’

A black and white image of an older Hepburn, standing in a rural African village (I'm afraid I don't know which country) with a smiling child on her back
UNICEF image: UNICEF/UNI40095/Isaac

This later part of her life is as much a part of the legacy of Audrey Hepburn as any of her movies.  It’s possible that she is the first famous person whose death, in 1993, I was aware of in real time as I remember seeing pictures of her in Ethiopia and on other humanitarian missions as often as I saw stills from her movies during the subsequent celebrations of her life.  For me, her life outside of Hollywood added a poignance and fidelity to her light and joyful roles that shone from the screen. She wasn’t just a beautiful woman; she was a woman who had survived and fought and had earned her joy and beauty, and had chosen to share it with us through the screen as an actor and later used her privilege and platform to make genuine changes to other people’s lives to help prevent anyone else from suffering as she had.  Too many people are called icons or legends, but Audrey Hepburn deserved that title.

I was pleased that Breakfast at Tiffany’s won the Hepburn poll last month when picking a movie of hers to explore as it is both exactly who she is and why I love her, and it is the closest that she really gets to something gritty and harder.  Truman Capote, who wrote the original novella, famously tried to veto Hepburn’s casting in favour of Marilyn Monroe who he felt was more like his version of Holly in real life.   Monroe, however, turned it down as she was worried about the impact on her reputation, which is a fascinating revelation about what the film could have been about!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s tells the story of Holly Golightly (Hepburn) and her friendship with upstairs neighbour and struggling author, Paul (Peppard).  Golightly doesn’t seem to have a job or much purpose and instead flits from party to date to party, looking for a rich man to marry.  Paul’s purpose is clearer but still euphemistic – he’s the kept man of a rich woman who supports him while he tries to write a novel.  He forms a friendship with Holly and discovers that Holly isn’t her real name – she’s called Lula Mae and has run away from her husband who she married when she was 14.  Golightly consistently struggles to maintain her independence, claiming that she and her cat, Cat, ‘belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us. We don’t even belong to each other.’  Of course, Paul falls in love with her and tries to rescue her when Golightly’s fragile existence falls apart and, of course, she tries to fight back and run away (as I would to anyone who told me ‘I love you, you belong to me!’) but, of course, she changes her mind and they kiss and the movie ends with a soaring soundtrack that makes you feel like everything will be OK.

An image from Breakfast at Tiffany's of Holly, standing in the middle of a party scene and looking out at the camera

Holly Golightly and Breakfast at Tiffany’s have become an icon or a symbol that is bigger than and entirely separate from the film itself. Guy Lodge in the Guardian described her as ‘more icon than character at this point, her signature little black dress, updo and cigarette holder now a recognised code – and costume – for cosmopolitan urban femininity even among people who have never seen Breakfast at Tiffany’s.’  She’s a symbol of independence, of young women living a high life of fun in the big city. She is every one of us who has moved to a new place and decided to reinvent ourselves as more glamorous or more mysterious and more interesting.

And there is so much to love about Breakfast at Tiffany’s – I love that Hepburn essentially wears the same dress with different accessories throughout the movie, I love that they could seriously consider buying something at Tiffany’s for $10, I love that there’s a ginger cat, and I love the 1960s glamour and style – but it looks more and more like a horror movie every time I watch it. Seeing it with 2024 eyes and sensibilities, I can’t shake a low thrum of unease and fear for Holly as she tries to stay ahead of the misogyny and danger that constantly threatens to overwhelm her. Is she care-free and a bit selfish as she flits around town, or is she simply surviving?

Who are all of these men and what are they expecting of her?  Why was she hired to be a companion to a mobster in Sing Sing jail? And why does no-one express more shock that she got married at 14?!  I had forgotten that, according to the movie, the problem with Holly’s past was that she was already married and didn’t tell anyone about it, not that she was a victim of a forced marriage to an older man when she was a minor.  It doesn’t matter how often her husband emphasised how it had been her choice or how happy she was. The power dynamics do not allow her to make a truly consensual choice and the fact that she ran away suggests that she wasn’t that fucking happy! 

And this darker tone that I now can’t ignore is much more in line with Capote’s original novella.  Although it’s not explicitly stated, book Holly Golightly isn’t a party girl, she’s a sex worker.  Capote has claimed that she’s more like an escort, calling her ‘a kind of “American geisha” there to entertain men with charm and conversation, not seduction’, but that feels like semantics.  Capote’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s was also not a romantic story.  Peppard’s character, Paul, is simply a narrator and the book ends without their reconciliation as Golightly simply disappears.  Capote wrote her as ‘a symbol of all these girls who come to New York and spin in the sun for a moment like May flies and then disappear,’ which makes it an entirely different movie.  A young girl escaping to the big city from a child marriage and turning to sex work to survive before just disappearing is a tragedy.  That girl is almost certainly dead now.  She’s not the glamorous icon that Hepburn brought to the screen; she’s not aspirational or fun or joyful.  And even though her performance is full of pathos, Hepburn’s Golightly isn’t tragic.  Lost, maybe, but not devastated.  I just don’t know that Hepburn could have played that kind of tragedy at that time in her career: ‘the symbol of Hepburn, an icon of subdued glamour and chic, transferred itself onto the character of Holly when the actor brought her to life in the film adaptation…As Holly, she is at her most desirable to watch – embodying both glamorousness and effortlessness, such as when we see her wake up and throw on an oversized men’s shirt.

Holly, asleep in bed wearing an eye mask, with Cat sitting next to her

And I find it fascinating that Hepburn was able to play this character almost sexlessly.  Her Golightly flirts and dates and does favours for men, but I can never really imagine those as sexual favours.  It’s like she is unable to escape from the naïve and innocent roles that had so far defined her – even when playing an actual sex worker, she manages to make the character seem wholesome and almost chaste.  Watching Golightly dodge danger on her dates, with that low thrum of unease getting louder as she climbs out of windows to escape overly amorous men, I’m afraid for her because jilted and frustrated men are terrifying but, to purposefully use dated and euphemistic language, I’m not afraid for her virtue.  She’s escaping men who want to smother her in kisses and woo her with flowers and marry her and, even though in reality those men don’t really exist without the co-existing danger of sexual violence, there’s no sense of that on screen.  I don’t know that I even noticed the danger when I watched this growing up, only that these men were a nuisance.  It has taken a loss of my innocence and a better understanding of how ubiquitous violence against women can be and how little provocation men can claim as justification for it to really see the darkness in the Golightly character.

An image from Breakfast at Tiffany's of Holly standing outside her apartment with two different gentlemen

So it creates an interesting sliding doors moment to wonder what would have happened if Marilyn Monroe had been cast as Golightly.  As Aimee Farrier wrote for FarOut, ‘if Monroe, who was consistently hyper-sexualised by Hollywood, had been cast, the characterisation of Holly would be completely different.’  And I do quite want to see that film, to see a more sexual and so more vulnerable Golightly. Less free and breezy, floating from an assignation with a convicted gangster to a date with a foreign nobleman without a care in the world, and more manipulative and desperate, perhaps.  Or similarly naive and trusting, but less likely to be believed.  I think that might be the key – I can’t imagine there are many actors who could play a character that regularly visits that mobster in jail and passes on obviously coded messages hidden in weather reports that bare no resemblance to the actual weather and could get away with saying that she didn’t know and she thought she was visiting a friend.  Even though we know that she’s being paid to do it, we still believe that she’s been tricked and exploited, not that she’s party to the crime itself.  Would we have believed Monroe in the same situation? Would we have believed anyone else?

Lodge, for the Guardian again, wrote that Breakfast at Tiffany’s may be ‘one of the great Hollywood examples of good literary adaptation yielding a fresh gift altogether, rather than a faithful, secondary evocation.’  The book and the movie aren’t the same story, and that’s OK.  Capote wrote a sorrowful novella about a girl who burns so brightly and then is lost into the shadows, and Edwards made a poignant movie about a lost girl who needed to find purpose and safety – and, despite the independence that Golightly is famous for, that safety was found in the ‘right’ man.

For me, that dates Breakfast at Tiffany’s almost as much as the abominable yellow face of Mickey Rooney’s character, Mr Yunioshi. God, that has aged badly and makes this movie almost unwatchable now.  Just disgustingly racist and really, really not funny.  This movie could never be remade, but I would absolutely endorse a new cut that didn’t include him!

An image of Holly and Paul, sitting together in a window and Holly is looking very sad

Breakfast at Tiffany’s makes me a bit sad, all in all, but I don’t think any other actor could have quite created that level of pathos and poignancy – this is Hepburn’s most famous and more iconic role for a reason.  Holly Golightly may have been an inspiration for all young women, finding their place in a new city and seeking a glamorous escape, but she was also a bit of a warning.  A reminder that we can’t really run from our past, can’t really make ourselves a new future. Not if we’re a single girl in the 1960s anyway. We still all need a man to save us, apparently…

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Anatomy of a Fall

  • YEAR: 2023
  • DIRECTOR: Justine Triet
  • KEY ACTORS: Sandra Hüller, Swann Arlaud, Milo Machado-Graner, Samuel Theis
  • CERTIFICATE: 15
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.7
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 96%

SEX SCORE: 2.5/5
✔️ It is rewatchable and fascinating each time!
❌ I don’t want to fuck the cast. They’re all kind of awful people…
❌ And similarly, it didn’t inspire fantasies. Its just not that type of movie.
✔️ It does pass the Bechdel test without too much trouble.
❓As is often the case, the sex positive question is difficult. I’m going to say it is sex positive but that is pretty dependent on my interpretation of the whole film!

As always, this contains spoilers so watch the film before you read on…

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I presume if you’re reading this that you’ve seen Anatomy of a Fall. If you haven’t yet, I don’t believe that this review will be as spoiler-filled as some because it has a simple plot asking a simple question but doesn’t provide an answer, leaving the viewer to make up their own mind. The movie simply asks, did Sandra kill her husband?

But I’d urge you to watch it before you read on. If only because, in the year since its release, I’ve become fascinated by how people answer that question and what I think it says about their feminism and their understanding of our gendered world, and I’d love to know what you think before you hear my rant. Do you think she did it? More, do you think she’s capable of murder? What makes you think that of her? And why?

Anatomy of a Fall is a movie about Sandra (Hüller), a successful German novelist who lives in the Alps to live with her French husband, Samuel (Theis), and their son, Daniel (Machado-Graner), who has visual impairment following an accident a few years ago that occurred when he was being looked after by his father. Samuel is also a writer but his own career is floundering and so he has chosen to stay home to school Daniel and renovate their house. (It’s not clear whether this decision is a consequence of his writing difficulties or their cause. ) Early in the movie, Samuel falls to his death from an upper floor window and Sandra is accused of his murder. Anatomy of a Fall then becomes a standard courtroom drama, although somewhat novel as it is set in a French court and so is very different from the normal US/Hollywood structure of a trial. During proceedings, the prosecutor dissects Sandra and Samuel’s marriage, Sandra’s personality and choices, her past infidelities, and Samuel’s mental health, in his attempt to prove her guilt. It’s brutal and difficult to watch, but Sandra is eventually exonerated when Daniel testifies about his father’s state of mind and backs up his mother’s statements. But we are never shown a ‘true’ version of events; never explicitly told what happened. We are left to decide for ourselves whether we think justice has been done.

An image from Anatomy of a Fall of Sandra standing in the courtroom

I’ve come to realise that Anatomy of a Fall has become a bit of a feminist litmus test for me. While I was pleased to see that both the Guardian and New York Times had female critics writing their main reviews, when listening to the more general discussion and discourse about this movie, it seems that too many male critics don’t understand what Justine Triet was trying to do with her film – or at least, don’t seem to understand what I saw in the film. As an example, in a deep dive episode on Anatomy of a Fall on The Big Picture podcast, Sean Fennessey asked Amanda Dobbins, his co-host, if he had ‘failed a test’ with his interpretation and I really think he did! By his second viewing, Fennessey had become convinced that Sandra had done it. She had killed her husband, and he even went as far as calling her a sociopath and accusing her of being a bad mother. It’s obviously possible that I am the one misreading this movie, but I feel that Fennessey has absolutely fallen for the trap that Triet set. He has vocalised the opinion of the patriarchy, and opinions like this are exactly why Anatomy of a Fall was made!

Because I really don’t think that a renowned female director made a film about a successful woman who has chosen to live ‘like a man’ – putting professional success above family life, being aloof and cold rather than warm and ‘motherly,’ having affairs when not sexually satisfied at home – and the point of that film was that this woman was evil and should be punished.

I know always look for feminist messages in movies but it seems obvious to me that Triet was trying to show us that this is how women are treated regardless of whether they deserve it and they are punished for not complying to patriarchal standards. Anatomy of a Fall represents an exaggeration of what all successful women experience – we are told that we must be bitches to get ahead professionally, we must be bad mothers to leave our children at home, we must be bad partners if we don’t have dinner on the table when our men get home. And I find it genuinely quite upsetting how many men have watched the film and agreed that we all deserve what we get!

Sandra Huller as Sandra from Anatomy of a Fall

And I don’t think I’m interpreting Anatomy of a Fall incorrectly because it is a movie where, if the gender roles were swapped, there would be no plot. All of the drama arises from how it challenges our assumptions about what a wife or mother should be and how a husband or father is supposed to act. Trying to judge a marriage from the outside is an almost impossible task because, as Amy Nicholson wrote in the New York Times, ‘if any of us were forced to defend our incongruities and fibs — the fights we avoid, the compromises that make us quietly seethe — we’d all be convicted of irreconcilable contradictions. (Still a lesser crime than murder.)‘ But this is what the prosecution try to do and, to steal another quote from another great critic, Wendy Ide for the Guardian, ‘Triet seeds the film with questions about divisions of labour, about the role of the wife within marriage and about society’s profound discomfort around a woman who not only takes what she wants from life, but refuses to apologise for it.

There is a key scene in the middle of the trial where the prosecutor presents a recording that Samuel has made of an argument between him and Sandra. Ignoring the consent issues and the strong likelihood that Samuel was stoking an argument to create content for his own creative project, this argument is used both to show the antagonism and violence within their relationship and to show the judge and jury ‘what kind of woman’ Sandra is.  In the argument, Samuel complains about how parenthood has stalled his career and he wants the time he has committed to his son back. He complains about how Sandra’s career has flourished because he has kept their home together, that she has (consensually) taken his ideas and profited from them. The prosecution hope that you’ll sympathise with Samuel, that Sandra’s attitudes reveal ‘devious character flaws that make her capable of murder.

But can you imagine if the roles would be reversed? If a wife was complaining to their husband about how their career has been affected by parenthood and domestic labour? I mean, there is no complaint; this is the basis of the gender pay gap! And as for her taking credit for his ideas, men so often take credit for a woman’s work that the phenomenon even has a name – the Matilda Effect. Margaret Keane had to take her husband to court to be credited for her famous big eyed paintings; Colette and The Wife are movies written about husband’s taking credit for their wives’ writing; and I dread to think how many men in history are only remembered because of the work of their now forgotten wives. When the wife complains about the actions of their husband, it is a non-issue. It’s a legitimate source of feminist complaint but it’s one that is legitimised by society. And, importantly, it wouldn’t be used as a weapon against him.

But, of course, the roles have been reversed in Anatomy of a Fall; Sandra has chosen not to automatically fulfil the domestic role and Samuel has chosen to take on more parenting than he perhaps needs in his decision to home-school their son. And I’d argue that the growing professional inequality between them is much more of a source of danger for Sandra than a reason for her to kill him.  As Ishmeet Nagpal wrote for Mediadiversity, what happens when it is the husband and father, the patriarch, who is left behind? ‘How big will his resentment grow, and what wounds must his ego receive?

There is an alternate angle to this fight that is also very telling about the position of women in heterosexual marriages. Astonishingly, legal reforms were only made in 2008 that prevented men from claiming they were provoked by a nagging wife as a defence for murder! So, as the roles are reversed, does that mean Sandra is justified in killing Samuel? There is absolutely no way that any court would accept that defence from a woman, and it is absolutely unforgivable that men have used it to get away with murder in the past!

And I absolutely love that Triet has chosen to explore these gendered assumptions with a character like Sandra – an unapologetic and frankly unlikeable character. I have recently started reading Anna Bogutskaya’s book about exactly that. Called ‘Unlikeable Female Characters: The Women Pop Culture Wants You to Hate,’ she discusses the importance of these tropes in popular culture – the Bitch, the Slut, the Mean Girl, the Trainwreck etc – and what our response to them in movies says about how we treat women in real life. I’ve only just started reading it (so expect more insights to turn up in future!) but I was reminded of Anatomy of a Fall and Sandra when reading this quote by Terri White in the foreword: ‘Because to me, likeability means palatability. And specifically, how palatable these characters are to a patriarchal world that in many cases still like its women—both fictional and otherwise—to be supine and silent.’

Sandra is defiantly not silent. She argues back, she stands her ground, and she never plays a victim or conforms to the ‘role of victimhood that the accused woman is expected to play.’ Triet and Hüller never give Sandra a moment where, as the viewer, we understand her or empathise with her but, as I’ve said before, none of this makes her a murderer. It makes her difficult and maybe a bad wife, but not an evil person.

And I’m interested in what Sandra’s choices – and our reactions to them – say about her and about society’s expectations of women. The fact her sexuality is used against her is nothing new – Sandra is bisexual and has had affairs with women during her marriage, which is sadly used to make her seem untrustworthy in clear cut biphobia – but it is her parenting style and how that changes our impression of her that really interests me. Namely that Sandra gives Daniel as much space as he needs and always does what he asks, which should be a positive trait but is somehow used to make her seem cold and like a bad mother. As an example, Daniel asked for time apart during the trial, which she gives him, and she calls him after she has been found not guilty to ask if she can come home. Daniel asks for more time, which she gives him…by going out for dinner and celebratory drinks with her friends. Should she have overruled her son’s wishes and come home anyway to be with him? Is an 11 year old able to know what he really needs? The trial must have been beyond traumatic for Daniel so there is an argument that she should have gone to him as soon as she was able to ensure she was there when he was ready and to demonstrate her love through her physical presence, but I have to admit that I was impressed by her restraint. With her understanding of her son and her willingness to overcome what must have been a strong desire to go home and hold him and tell him that it was going to be OK, and to give Daniel the time he needed. That she used that time celebrating doesn’t really matter to me. What was she supposed to do?

An image from Anatomy of a Fall of Daniel

The intrinsic sexism and biphobia of Anatomy of a Fall is so blatant to me that I can’t help but feel disappointment when others don’t see it, and Triet can only have done it on purpose: ‘As the prosecution proceeds to dissect Sandra’s sexuality, professional accomplishments, and her competence as a mother, Triet subtly forces the audience to contend with their own perceptions of what makes a woman “good” or “bad,” a victim or a murderer.

Maybe I am too quick to side with the woman in an argument about culpability in heterosexual relationships. I do choose to #BelieveWomen or whatever the latest hashtag might be – I am finishing writing this while watching the French Open tennis and can’t help but think about how Alexander Zverev is currently on trial for domestic abuse of an ex-girlfriend, Brenda Patea and another ex-girlfriend, Olga Sharypova, made similar accusations in 2021, and yet nothing has really been done about it within the tennis world. Until he has been found guilty, no one believes them.

Which is a luxury that Sandra is not offered. In a final quote from Ishmeet Nagpal’s piece for Mediadiversity: ‘It’s no secret that the world believes men more than women, so it is quite genius that Anatomy of a Fall asks the viewer to pick a side based on subjective testimony.

So who do you believe? What do you think happened?

The image from the poster of Anatomy of the Fall of Samuel's body with Sandra and Daniel standing by

(My opinion? Samuel is an idiot and fell to his death. It wasn’t suicide, it wasn’t murder. It was the fatal stumbling of an angry man near an open window.)

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Barbie

  • YEAR: 2023
  • DIRECTOR: Greta Gerwig
  • KEY ACTORS: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera
  • CERTIFICATE: 12A
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.3
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 88%

SEX SCORE: 3/5
✔️ I saw it twice in four days and again since so yes, absolutely rewatchable!
✔️ And, of course, it passes the Bechdel Test!
❌ It didn’t really inspire fantasies…
❌ …nor would I fuck the cast. Beautiful, yes; plastic, absolutely!
✔️ But I am going to say that it is sex positive. There’s no sex but it definitely supports reproductive healthcare so that’s good enough for me!

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Kramer vs. Kramer

  • YEAR: 1979
  • DIRECTOR:  Robert Benton
  • KEY ACTORS: Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Justin Henry
  • CERTIFICATE: PG
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.8
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE:  88%

SEX SCORE: 1/5

❌ Sadly, this fails the Bechdel test.
✔️ But I do think that it is rewatchable, although it isn’t an easy watch!
❌ I don’t want to fuck the cast. They’re not portrayed as very attractive and it’s not a story about sex or successful romantic relationships
❌ And so it also didn’t inspire fantasies. Quite the reverse!
❌ In the end, I can’t give it a mark for being sex positive. Joanna is judged for having partners and Ted isn’t even questioned, and that’s too outdated a view on sex!

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It’s a Wonderful Life

  • YEAR: 1946
  • DIRECTOR: Frank Capra
  • KEY ACTORS: James Stewart, Donna Reed
  • CERTIFICATE: U
  • IMDB SCORE: 8.6
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE:  94%

SEX SCORE: 2.5/5

✔️ This is absolutely definitely rewatchable! It has become a Christmas classic and is on TV nearly every year…
❌ But I don’t want to fuck the cast. It’s old-fashioned without the charm that makes me wish I’d loved back then and Jimmy Stewart is just…well…old. Regardless of his actual age!
❌ And similarly, it didn’t inspire fantasies. It’s just not that kind of film.
✔️ Surprisingly, this does pass the Bechdel Test. It’s a relatively dubious pass, qualifying with snatches of conversation that aren’t part of the main plot, but it does pass!
❓But is it sex positive? I’ve been unable to decide. Maybe yes, because there’s no shaming or obvious judgement and there’s a pretty risque scene when Mary loses her gown, but equally women are treated as wives or nothing so…half mark?

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The American President

  • YEAR: 1995
  • DIRECTOR: Rob Reiner
  • KEY ACTORS: Michael Douglas, Annette Bening
  • CERTIFICATE: 15
  • IMDB SCORE: 6.8
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 91%

SEX SCORE: 2/5

✔️ This does pass the Bechdel Test, but it’s one of those passes where the exact conversations that qualify can be listed so it’s not a strong pass!
❌ But I don’t think it’s rewatchable. I don’t mean that it’s not good – I enjoyed it a lot – but I don’t think you could pick it up halfway through and watch from there, and I don’t know that I’d go out of my way to see it again
❌ And I don’t want to fuck the cast. Sorry Michael Douglas, you’re still not for me, although this is much closer than any other movie you’ve done!
✔️ It is sex positive! The plot essentially revolves around whether it is appropriate for the President to have a girlfriend, but any opposition to the relationship is appropriately judged!
❌ It didn’t inspire fantasies so is only getting 2/5, which feels low for a movie I enjoyed. But I simply don’t want to fuck the American President – either in real life (MY EYES!), in the movie or in fantasy.

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The Lost Boys

  • YEAR: 1987
  • DIRECTOR: Joel Schumacher
  • KEY ACTORS: Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman
  • CERTIFICATE: 15
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.3
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 79%

SEX SCORE: 2.5/5

❌ For the first time in a while, this is a film that fails the Bechdel Test. The female characters don’t even share a scene, let alone speak!
✔️ And it is definitely rewatchable. Reportedly the ‘most Eighties film ever made,’ it is hugely entertaining and easy to watch again and again!
✔️ The cast are also definitely fuckable. Yes, again, very 80s, but also – hot.
❓I’m going to give it half a mark for inspiring fantasies. This movie didn’t inspire fantasies for me, but it is the source of inspiration for another vampire that did inspire a lot of fantasies!
❌ But it’s not sex positive. Instead, sex is a metaphor for danger and risk-taking, which isn’t so great…

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Blue is the Warmest Colour

or La Vie d’Adèle – Chapitres 1 et 2

  • YEAR: 2013
  • DIRECTOR: Abdellatif Kechiche
  • KEY ACTORS: Adèle Exarchopoulos, Léa Seydoux
  • CERTIFICATE: 18
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.7
  • ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 89%

SEX SCORE: 4/5

✔️ It does pass the Bechdel test – the two main characters are women and the main relationship is between the two of them!

✔️ The cast are definitely fuckable. I’m straight but there’s no denying that they are both beautiful and incredibly hot together.

❌ I can’t say that it inspired fantasies though. I’m not that curious about having sex with someone with a vulva so while I admired how hot their sex was, it wasn’t something that I fantasised about afterwards.

✔️ The rewatchable question is a difficult one. It is three hours long. And as an English speaker, it is entirely in subtitles. But, wow, it was engrossing and the time seemed to fly by! And I would definitely watch it again so, yes, rewatchable!

✔️ And it is sex positive. Sex is an important part of their relationship and, while there are some sex negative moments with homophobia and slut shaming, they are clearly positioned as wrong and damaging.

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Closer

  • YEAR: 2004
  • DIRECTOR: Mike Nichols
  • KEY ACTORS: Natalie Portman, Clive Owen, Jude Law, Julia Roberts
  • CERTIFICATE: 15
  • IMDB SCORE: 7.2
  • ROTTEN TOMATO SCORE: 68%

SEX SCORE: 4/5

✔️ Yes. The cast are fuckable. All of them. Every single character. They’re awful but I would fuck them all without hesitation!

✔️And it definitely inspired fantasies – fantasies of love at first sight, fantasies of being wanted so intensely and destructively

✔️ Closer passes the Bechdel Test when Alice and Anna talk about photography at the beginning of the film.

✔️ I also think it’s rewatchable. It’s a stunning, enthralling and breathtaking film!

❌ But is it sex positive? Sadly, I can’t give Closer the mark. Sex is used as a weapon too many times…

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Her

YEAR: 2013
DIRECTOR: Spike Jonze
KEY ACTORS: Joaquin Phoenix, Scarlett Johansson
CERTIFICATE: 15
IMDB SCORE: 8.0
ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 95%

SEX SCORE: 4/5
❌ Sadly, this film fails the Bechdel Test. Even without asking if the OS have a gender, none of the named female presenting characters talk about anything but men.
✔️ It did inspire fantasies of what our sexual future could be and how technology could influence the sexual relationships we might have. Also fantasies of super hot phone sex!
✔️ And I do think it is sex positive. The science fiction setting allows stigma, personhood, sexual agency and consent to be examined and it does a pretty good job of it. It’s not perfect but it’s pretty good!
✔️ It raises so many questions in my mind that I do think it is rewatchable.
✔️ And I would fuck the cast. Not Joaquin Phoenix so much but I’d love to have phone sex with Samantha. Scarlett Johansson has such a deeply sexy voice after all!

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